What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!