What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

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What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.