What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks