What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.