What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

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What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!