What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

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What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks