How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.