How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance