How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.