How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.