Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.
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Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Because she ain't special, Shiite.
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"
Ballah
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Ones for coming and ones for going.
Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
It's just a Yolk!!
A yoke.
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
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Because they'll crack up anyways
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
It's always sunni in Philadelphia
Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub