Shiite Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

One Jokes More One Jokes

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub