Shiite Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

One Jokes More One Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.