Shiite Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.