How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire