How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him