What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

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What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.