George Weasley Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

8 Leg Jokes More 8 Leg Jokes

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Remainder Jokes More Remainder Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.