His reflection.
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Fred and George Weasley.
A whale with a table taped to it.
Mount Rushmore
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
Def Leppard
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.
The mirror
Because they're stuck between a 69.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
To buy some quack croakaine!
He goes nowhere.
