George Weasley Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

8 Leg Jokes More 8 Leg Jokes

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What's a narcissist's favorite color?

Reflection

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Remainder Jokes More Remainder Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.