Gunman Jokes

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

How often do you exercise?

About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.

Active Shooter Jokes More Active Shooter Jokes

What do you call an angry black man?

Typical. What do you call an angry white man? Active shooter.

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !