Gunman Jokes

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Active Shooter Jokes More Active Shooter Jokes

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

What do you call an angry black man?

Typical. What do you call an angry white man? Active shooter.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.