What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO