What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.