What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.