What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger