What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.