What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots