Cookout Jokes

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

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He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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Because its delicious.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

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What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ?

Barbie Q !