Cookout Jokes

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

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Right away.

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What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

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Because he was Snow'den.

Doll Jokes More Doll Jokes

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Barbie-Q

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Barbiecue.

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They're fun guys!

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge