The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
He was looking for Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh.
With a magic 8-ball
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Trigger.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
A Hobbyte
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
