Cortana Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Terrible Jokes More Terrible Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Hobbyte Jokes More Hobbyte Jokes

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.