The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
One hobbyte.
The same middle name.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
Don't do it, it's Siouxicide
Nothing, you already told her once.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Roasting a chicken.
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
A pyrite!
Because there is nothing to steal there
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
Because 8 nined 10.
