The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
I love the pokey, mon.
One hobbyte.
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
Because 7,10,11!
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
winnie the Philosopooh
A midget.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
It cracked.
Vehicular man's laughter