The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
A Hobbyte
Trigger.
They have the same middle name!
vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
No, with 8 black men and a gun."
A hobbyte.
The Saxons!
A chapter.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!
Because he told everyone to march fourth.
