Cortana Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What do you call a group of undead police officers?

Zombie Acopalypse

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...