The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.
The punchline
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Trigger.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
He just wanted the inside scoop.
A Hobbyte
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
He was looking for Pooh.
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
It won't be there
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.