The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
8-bitcoins
20 minutes, thermostat 8.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
A poltergeest
Because they can't even
A rural pool.
Same middle name!
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
A hobbyte.
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
The Juan who lived.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.