Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.