What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT