What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking