Second Monkey Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

Peer Pressure Jokes More Peer Pressure Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Monkey Fall Jokes More Monkey Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure