What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.