What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.