What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments