What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.