What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.