What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!