What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be."

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"