Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.