Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.