Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.