Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons