Shrink Jokes

How many shrinks does it take to change a tire?

Well, first the tire really has to want to change...

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How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.