Haram Bae Jokes

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!