Haram Bae Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.