Haram Bae Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.