Haram Bae Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors