Haram Bae Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe