How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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What do you call a group of euphorics?

A fedoration.

What do you call a group of militant feminists?

A Militia Etheridge

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!