How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

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Why do teen girls travel in groups of three?

Because they literally can't even.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP