How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.