How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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What is a group of endermen called?

A basketball team

What do you call a group of people from Idaho?

Deydahoes.

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How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!