How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What do you call a group of Rhode Islanders?

A traffic accident.

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What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.