How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.