How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

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What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

What do you call a group of dead geologists?

Mineral Spirits

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.