How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.