Blind Woman Jokes

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

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Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)