What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.