Elton John Chin Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.