Elton John Chin Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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moo-tilated.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Optical.

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Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!