Bad Type Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

James Jokes More James Jokes

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?

Jim-pansy

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Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed