Habanero Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.