Habanero Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan