Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.