Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.