Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea