Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!