Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.