Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.