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They both steal your bike.
Old habits die hard
Sparkie.
Just Juan
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
He saw the phone bill.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
Bicycle petals !
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.
Underlay! Underlay!
Another Juan