Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.