Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan