They start with Juan
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They both steal your bike.
Yodela
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
They steal the green cards.
First we steal two Eggs
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
They knead dough
I don't know, Juana guess
Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
He was caught counting carbs.
Quatro Sinco
Deported