American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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