American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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What do you call a muslim crocodile?

An Allahgator!

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

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What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned