American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..