American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)