What do the UFC and Beauty Salons have in common?

They're both full with Brazilian pussies!

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How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "