Seizure salad.
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They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"
Vitamin bee !
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
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I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
An eggnogstic
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
ART ART ART!
What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
An unconvicted felon.
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
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Karma. (Please forgive me)
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
Because he was the Solaire!
