Health Jokes

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What bee is good for your health ?

Vitamin bee !

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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Bruce Wayne Jokes More Bruce Wayne Jokes

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

What is Bruce Wayne's favorite religious health food?

Christian Kale

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.