Snarky Criminal Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

What's the opposite of condescending?

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator