Snarky Criminal Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Because he took the stairs.

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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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A condescending con descending.

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A condescending con descending

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding