Snarky Criminal Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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A condescending con descending.

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Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending