What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas