What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

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Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son