Advantage Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

People Jokes More People Jokes

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Smoker Jokes More Smoker Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!