Advantage Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Big Advantage Jokes More Big Advantage Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

Senority Jokes More Senority Jokes

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.