Advantage Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

Smoker Jokes More Smoker Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Senority Jokes More Senority Jokes

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.