Advantage Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

Old Age Jokes More Old Age Jokes

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars