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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that's high?

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How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments?

Because he had the doldrums.

How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.