Bill Wither Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Soul Singer Jokes More Soul Singer Jokes

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.