You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
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If it's bill withers!
It's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
It's already got thousands of degrees.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Because Donald ducked.
A wise quack.
Insufficient funds.
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
It's no wonder our funding has gone away.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
Because they're too small.
