You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
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If it's bill withers!
Condom-Mints
Game dev lessons.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
It was dead.
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
They always quack the case
A duck. ... with hiccups.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
I Apollogize".
Well Red.