Bill Wither Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.