How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.