How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!