How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!