What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.