What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.