What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.