What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

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What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant