What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.