Good Girlfriend Jokes

Why is a mute girl the best girlfriend?

They can't say no.

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!