Good Girlfriend Jokes

Why is a mute girl the best girlfriend?

They can't say no.

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.