Good Girlfriend Jokes

Why is a mute girl the best girlfriend?

They can't say no.

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"