They can't say no.
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Because its not a cheetah.
Old Bae
My credit card bill.
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
They've both been known to blow a little dope.
Too many cheetahs.
Because cheetahs are faster.
Linoleum Blownapart
Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.
I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!
All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
So he could wake up inside.
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
Blunt force trauma.