Good Girlfriend Jokes

Why is a mute girl the best girlfriend?

They can't say no.

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.