Good Girlfriend Jokes

Why is a mute girl the best girlfriend?

They can't say no.

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office