Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

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Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.