Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!