What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.