What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even