Denture Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud