Denture Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.