He took out his dentures!
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Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
because he was following people before instagram
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
A small medium at large.
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.
She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis
it's a rhetorical question I know this now
Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)
A Brick.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
Get a broom.
America: Getting rid of u
Creamation.