What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"