What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What's for dinner Dad?

What's for dinner Dad? Is it any good?

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"