What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"