Lettuce Prey Jokes

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.