Lettuce Prey Jokes

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice