Lettuce Prey Jokes

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D