Lettuce Prey Jokes

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!