Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.