Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

Admirer Jokes More Admirer Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

Wrestler Jokes More Wrestler Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.