Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

Wrestler Jokes More Wrestler Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Admirer Jokes More Admirer Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

George Michael Jokes More George Michael Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.