Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Collection Jokes More Collection Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels