Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Admirer Jokes More Admirer Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R