Cause they can't stab them in the back
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Because they can't even
He was surrounded by phone-ys!
So blind people can hate them to
Because they bring Mayflowers
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
Because they're the wurst.
Because he hated the B shu!
Cuz he's jalapeno .business
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Democracy
They can not stand stakes!
So blind people can hate hippies too.
They keep stealing green cards.
Don't Stop
Because they recognise Ty won
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Because he always called shotgun
Because all the kids have to play in side.
So blind people can hate them too
Because it's soda pressing.
Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!
Ripostes
Divs within Divs within Divs ...
Everybody hates Pilipinos.
Because gingers don't have Souls.
Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!
Because they never leave a tip.
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Because they're raster graphic images.
So blind people can hate them, too.
they get all over the sheets.
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
March Fourth
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
A hermit crab !
Trapped Under Ice.
Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
They're always picking on him.
Because the water is a distraction.
the ICU
A square dance.
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
There are too many links.
They never stop lighting up.
Because they hate shorts.
because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
So blind people can hate them too.
I think his riding style is pretty dope.
Aboooooooooty call.
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
It had no soul.
They got snowed in.
Leeks
Scramble
Because then the children have to play inside.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
A: They're too hard to peel.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
Because it's not nut-free
me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
Because it brings Mayflowers.
Because they hate Turkey
Because everyone there hates integration.
Because they hate the french press...
An Allahgy
Because they're so full of themselves.
Cis-tem of a Down
I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
Because he picks his ears!
Shia Labeouf
Friday
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)
Because they make themselves cross.
It only allows 140 characters
Because they hate waterboarding.
Because they are Thai fighters.
She's always objectifying people.
Because it was soda pressing.
Gordan Ramses
They always get jalapeno business!
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
She hated being microbe-managed.
They both hate the government.
Premature ejactulation.
Hate Thread!
Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.
Greengos*
Because it wasn't recycled.
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
They had reservations.
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
An aware wolf.
Everybody loves Putin!
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
I'll tagalog!
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
A Ducktor.
I don't remember.
They're wearing a SOMBERERO
After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.
Both will go bad in 9 days.
