Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...