Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.