Karma Chameleon Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!