Karma Chameleon Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Reincarnations!

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What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup?

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To remind them why there's no money in it

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