Karma Chameleon Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit