Karma Chameleon Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

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An impasta

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How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon